Cupid trades arrows for scones in a screwball comedy (December 2025) 
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The Valentine Lines reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance. 

No sex, politics, foul language. Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.

“Cupid’s got a new gig–and it involves scones, slow-burning sparks, and a whole lot of mythological mayhem. The Valentine Lines is a whip-smart romcom with hearth, hilarity, and a dash of Olympus.” ~Laurie Buchanan, best-selling author of Sean McPherson Novels.

5-Star Review, Readers’ Favorite: Whimsical, funny, and charming, The Valentine Lines is an absolute riot of a book for any rom-com lover. Author TK Sheffield has written an absorbing tale filled with humor, heart, and satire, which keeps you engaged from beginning to end.